Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Mark Wilson

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Jesus was a good guy

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What you reading? reading?

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Brad Fuller!

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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