- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Your grandma's cookies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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