- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

knock knock who's there no one

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

why did the man die? he was shot

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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