we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Misner is a twat.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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