- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

what do u call a black person by his name

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

My parents died!

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

penis haha

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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