- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Jesus was a good guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

anti jokes are for fags

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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