Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Mormons having fun.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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