- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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