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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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