One time I masturbated by myself

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

civil rights

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Knock knock! Ding dong.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

nipple

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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