Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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