How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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womens rights

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Anti Joke

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