What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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