What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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potatoes

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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