- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

whats a willy? -brock

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Knock knock Come in

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

A baby seal walks into a club

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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