- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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