- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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