Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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