- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the car do? CRASH!

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