RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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WEED!

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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