- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

How do you spell eight? 8

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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