yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Anti Joke

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