What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

you lose.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

This is not a joke or is it

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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