two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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The person below me is weird.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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