A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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