Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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shauns beautiful

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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hi bye

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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My life :(

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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DESERT

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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