Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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