- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Where do you live? In a house

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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