I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

banana

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Vagina.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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