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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Wanna here a good joke?

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

the asian kid gets an F

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Donkey lips

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"