Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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