What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Basically copying you.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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