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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

What's 9+10? 19

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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