What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=148&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=L4yN-90F2S2nXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britishbeautyblogger.com/2012/05/justin-bieber-nails.html&docid=yYdBShdYVODKdM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YFyj_mKUypY/T6VP6iGQeCI/AAAAAAAAJjI/y6cpVYjn9Gs/s1600/harry.PNG&w=573&h=413&ei=ZY7HT_XqHo2c8QStiY2IDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=724&vpy=140&dur=435&hovh=191&hovw=265&tx=75&ty=135&sig=110416686013590693091&page=12&tbnh=148&tbnw=229&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:148,i:142

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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fduck

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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