How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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