Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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