Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

general tso's broccoli

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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