Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Women's sports.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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