- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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