Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

The joke below is absolute shit.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Knock knock. Racism.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Kathy Griffin.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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