What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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