What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Get on your knees Ho

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What's big and white?

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

I hate black people. Because their black.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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