"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

yes... that's the joke

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

knock knock get lost!

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

It smells like triangles in here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What's 9+10? 19

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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