- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Womens rights

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Nippies

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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