What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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