Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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toast points

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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girls lacrosse

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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