I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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