Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Anti Joke

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