Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Michael Castillo is gay

What time is it? 20:45.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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