What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Harry Styles

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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