Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Dance is a sport

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Womens rights !

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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