- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

knock knock who's there aids

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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