- Anti Joke

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why does life suck? Because it does

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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