What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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