- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

rape that shit

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Chicken

One below was by me: Walter H

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

How long is a china man?

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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