Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Anti Joke

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