- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Knock Knock! Come in.

i can't stand cripple jokes

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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