Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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