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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

An irish man walks out of a bar

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

matty russel are you on here

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"