- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Women's rights.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

brandon ya twwat

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

leon harney ya pikey

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Penis.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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