- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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