- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

knock knock piss off

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Jesus was a good guy

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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