What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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I hate blackniggers

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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