Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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