Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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