3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Samraj.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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