- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Darude - Sandstorm

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

raisin boogers

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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