Pinus Testicles

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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