Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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