- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

speech and debate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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