Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Jesus was a good guy

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

your mom died.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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