What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Justin Bieber

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