rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Jesus was a good guy

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

your mom died.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Billy Cundiff.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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