Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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yes... that's the joke

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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