- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What's clear and wet? water

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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