- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

An English man walks into a pub.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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