Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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shut up iggy

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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charlie sheen losing

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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