- Anti Joke

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick