- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Come In!

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Rachel not blowing Robert.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Flop dog

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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