- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Gun Control

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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