- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

I pooped.

Women.