Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Are you gay? No. Ok.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Women's rights

crap!!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Give me thumbs up!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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