there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What's the difference between a duck

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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