Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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you are a åsshole :)

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Your mom.

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i dont like chris

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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I pooped.

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Women.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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