Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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what?

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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lol a man is drowning

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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