What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Womens Rights.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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