Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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ow

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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i love to lick...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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hi

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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You.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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