A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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