what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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I killed someone today. :D

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Trashcan!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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