What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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