What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Top Gear USA

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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GONNA

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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