There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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