- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

A women in the kitchen.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

This is not a joke.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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