- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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