How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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