- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

The Pope

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

How do you spell eight? 8

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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