--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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