Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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The Game

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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