- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Cripples are lame.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

I killed someone today. :D

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

what do u call a black person by his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Wanna know something funny? Your face

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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