Some people like melon and others like soup.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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