- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

bryden is a faggot

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

these are shit

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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