A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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