Why is pi? Because circles.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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charlie sheen losing

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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