Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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