Women's Rights.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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bitches be crafty.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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