- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

A black person walks out of KFC

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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