- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

The Pope

one day i went to bed

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Yeah right loser!

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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