- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Mormons having fun.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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